You are browsing the archive for April2011
Work blows dick for skittles right now
Actors from Broadway’s The Importance of Being Earnest recite Jersey Shore quotes in a decidedly Oscar Wilde manner. When homeboy glances at the camera after saying that he’s going to kill myself, I spat chocolate milk all over my snuggy.
Everynone
They do absolutely no wrong. They are the same folks that did the Words video from a while back. If you watch either of these videos, Symmetry or Moments, and don’t feel good about the human element of the world, you’re a terrible person and I am taking away your internet privileges. You dick.
Mixtape 18
“Destin, when are you gonna put out another mixtape? We miss you so much!” – Every babe ever.
Well you can stop crying, little girls, because I am back and better than ever at mixtapes than will disappoint you slightly! This one right here clocks in at just a pube under an hour long so you’ll have plenty of time to think about the time in high school when I ran a sub five-minute mile.
Snitches get stitches, Judas
My friendo said this reminded her of me. And it came to pass that it pretty much made my day.
Bboys
The three beasties are back with the illest of the ill. And this preview for their ‘thirty minute video’ intrigues me. Am I the only celebrity not in it?
Beastie Boys // Make Some Noise
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Music Monday
Homeboy just dropped a new mixtape called Return Of 4eva and hot damn it’s tastey like some chicken fried chicken with a side of grits.
Big K.R.I.T. // Dreamin’
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
R2C2
If the Phillies don’t go 162-0, I will be completely devastated.