How to draw a penguin
When people tell me about how they can’t draw, the first thing I do is snort-laugh right in their face. Because obviously my skills in drawing dragons makes me a much better person than them. Second, I send them to this tutorial, for my further revelry in their less-than-ness. Finally, I will feel pity and send them to this tutorial on how to draw a penguin. Because everyone knows that penguins are adorable.