Bino just dropped this bananas video in which he tries to dance-seduce (the second highest form of seduction) some honey in a sad diner. Coincidentally, this is exactly how my wife and I met. Except it was in an Oxford Comma Lovers AOL chatroom and not a diner. And I sent her sensual ASCII art instead of dancing. But we’re just nitpicking now. What I’m saying is this: who couldn’t relate to this classic tale of love?